His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
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So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
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we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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