So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
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When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
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With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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