It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
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should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
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Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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