He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
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Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
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Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
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