i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
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I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Hey had an urgent voicemail from the Illinois national guard....have you been using my identity for your blackout weekend?
Yes and yes
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
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exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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