how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
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Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
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it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
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