He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
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i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
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don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
wow bdsm is so cute
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
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