FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
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He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
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She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
Randomize