i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
final count. 18 beers. 4 shots baileys. 2 shots vodka. 1 glass champagne. vomited in the yard after losing my phone in a field for 8 hours. Possibly played tag with myself
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
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Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
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The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
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