We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
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im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
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"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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