I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
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She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
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Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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