Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
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I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
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By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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