just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
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I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
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Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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