in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
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On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
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This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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