Fine. I'll sleep in my office
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After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
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so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
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Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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