chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
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I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
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His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
Holy Shit Mom
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