he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
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Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
You tried to tip the Uber driver with a meatball sub. Then, when he refused your meatball sub...you demanded he take you to the corner with the hookers. The valet has your keys and water balloons. I'm glad you're only in Chicago for the weekend.
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My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
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