Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
either way he was missing a nipple.
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apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
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Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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