I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
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My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
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Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
Tomorrow is my favorite texting day of the year... It's where I send every guy I've had sex with this past year a text saying "happy not a Father's Day" and we laugh and I get so much dick it's wonderful.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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