I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
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I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
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Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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