I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
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Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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