what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
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Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
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Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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