If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
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I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
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Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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