we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
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Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
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Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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