using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
Randomize