she smelled like a LAN party
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
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Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
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I think your dad took our porno
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
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