It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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