This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
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So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
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By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
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