Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
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Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
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Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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