Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
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Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
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I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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