True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
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Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
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But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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