You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I fell asleep on the toilet again last night...
I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
Omfg I am plowed. Had drinks with 3 milfs. Going out on their boat tomorrow. They want to show me how buoyant they are.
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heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
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I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
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