im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
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Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
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dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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