'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
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I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
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My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
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