She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
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Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
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I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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