I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
Girls should come with a carfax report
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
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its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
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In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
why the fuck is there hamburger meat in the toaster. i repeat: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE HAMBURGER MEAT IN MY NEW TOASTER
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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