I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
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apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
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A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
Just realized tomorrow is the anniversary of the time Dean and I glued DJ's leg back together with Neosporin and an Ace bandage. I'm bringing red velvet cupcakes to the party to celebrate.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
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