then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
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sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
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man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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