My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
i believe in u and ur pee
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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