Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
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You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
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I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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