"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
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i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
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On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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