You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
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She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
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For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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