so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
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What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
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We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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