I accidentally burped into my bong.
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
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Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
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Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
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