Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
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Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
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It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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