using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
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i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
I'm high and craving hash browns from McDonalds. Please pick me up. I also would like a hug and a supportive pat on the back when you get here. Thanks.
Its two in the afternoon. McDonalds don't sell hash browns at 2 in the afternoon. Whore. The hug I can provide however.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
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Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
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