i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
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THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
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as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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