he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
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No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
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ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
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