Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
We talked him into tasing himself.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
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That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
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Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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