I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
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she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
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Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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